My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.
All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 911. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
Dark jokes are like water some people just don't get it
What is a similarity between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof
They say people are 75% water But I'm 100% useless
i have no friends but then i realize my true friends are anxiety and depression
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two of them, and now it’s a sensitive subject.
The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
i was in cooking class and my teacher said - does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?
me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
long story short the teacher understood the joke and now we are both in daily therapy 😭💀
Dinosaurs are like my dad. I never got the see either of them and they are now extinct
Why are the twin towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plain.
There are going so many things through my head. Sadly none of it is a 9mm.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
