What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
Theres a kid named little Johnny who would always cuss. Well one day, he was sitting in class and the teacher said "lets play a game". so the game was she calls out a letter and someone raises her hand and tells her a word that begins with that letter. teacher says "A" little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher thinks to herself "well he might say something like a$$" so the teacher calls on sally. sally say "apple". the teacher says "B" little Johnny raises his hand. the teacher though "no he might say something like b!tch". so the teacher goes all the way to R. the teacher says "R" little Johnny raises his hand and say "me me please I really know one". then the teacher thinks to herself "well theres no cuss word that starts with R" so she said "ok Johnny give me a word that starts with R" little Johnny says "a rat!" and the teacher very pleased say "very good Johnny what type of rat" little Johnny says "A big gosh damn mother freaker". sorry I had to edit some word but y'all know what I meant.
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
What’s the difference between an apple and an orthan
The apple gets picked
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
What is the similarity between orphans and apples? They both get thrown out
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
