Apple jokes
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Stephen Hawking robbed the Apple store looking for a charger.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Which falls faster, an apple or an emo kid?
The apple, because the emo kid is hanging.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Me: Hey, apple.
Apple: What?
Me: Knife.
Apple: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
I hate you—if you look at the first letters of the words, you'll know what I mean.
Interfischl
Happy
Apple
Tea
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did Bob go to the store? To bob for apples.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked!
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.