What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.
little johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it and it said take 1 god is watching. He continues walking and sees a bowl of cookies that said take 1 please so little johnny made his own note and he wrote take as many cookies as you want god is watching the apples
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The Apple falls from the tree
What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".
what is the difference between a apple and a orpahan
apple's are actualy picked
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan.
The apple gets picked
You: “Knock knock” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house”
*Apple bottom jeans plays”
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
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I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
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whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
The apple gets picked
