Apple jokes
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
What did the corn say to the flying apple?
"That's corny."
Three men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live only if they could achieve one thing: They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each.
The first person returned with apples. The leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1... 2... he screamed.
The next person came back with grapes. 1, 2, 3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing; he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well. "Well, I saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples!"
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
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Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?........... The apple gets picked.
Mommy, Mommy, are you an archer?
"Shut up and keep the apple on your head still."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.