An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
I have a pen I have an Apple um Apple pen The taliban had a plane the US had a building boom 9/11
what fell down the tree first the emo or the apple
guess what the apple because the emo got left hanging
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
why is an iphone x perfect for an orphan? because it doesnt have a home button
What’s the difference between an apple and an orthan
The apple gets picked
Apple made a new product for Chinese people Called the iopener
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple? My cousin: the other half.
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
What does an apple and suicidal person have im common?
There both hamging from a tree.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
Me-"Whats the difference between an apple and an emo" Friend-"i dont know" Me- an apple actually falls from the tree
If you drop an apple and an emo girl who falls first????
The apple becuase the emo girl hung
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's Cherry
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
I saw a tree I looked up and there was an apple hanging And then I said wow that guy is lucky
teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...
