Apple jokes
What does an apple and a lawyer have in common?
They both look good hanging from a tree.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
What do you call a burning orphan in a wheelchair? Hot Wheels.
What hit the ground first, the orphan or the apple? The apple. The orphan never hit the ground.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a pig and Maddie McCann?
Least a pig had an apple in its mouth when it was spit roasted.
What did Eve say to Adam?
"That is rock hard."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
What type of apple grows on a tree?
All of them.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What did the butt say to the other butt? "I got big fat apples for butt checks!"
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.