Little Jimmy has 5 red apples. His dad's car will arrive in 20 minutes. Calculate the mass of the Sun
Kid -dad I want santa to give me iphone Indian poor dad- son santa is deaf Kid-no he is not I saw him on Tv yesterday Indian poor dad-oh actually I asked him to for a new wife may be he is wearing AirPods Kid-you are my santa daddy Indian poor dad- pull down you pants son Kid-it's not apple product Indian poor dad -its banana
3 guys landed on a cannibal island. the Cannibal chef told them if you want to live to go get 10 of one fruit and bring it to me and I will tell you what to do. so the first guy brings 10 apples and the chef said if you can shove all 10 of those in your ass without making a sound you can live. He was 3 apples in made a sound and they ate him. the second guy brought grapes. 9 grapes in and burs ted out laughing. The Cannibals ate him. then the first guy said why you laugh you were almost there. the other guy who had the grapes said I couldn't help it I was told the third guy came back with 10 pineapples.
What do emos and apples have in common?
They both hang on trees.
why did bob go to the store? To bob for apples
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
What do apples and witches have in common? They both hang on trees.
What's the difference between Issac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Issac Newton dies a virgin.
where do u take Stephen hawking when he dies
the apple repair store
An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.
if you throw it hard enough.
Why did the blondie put her ipad in the blender: to make apple juice.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store? Because they have no Windows!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia- oh wait no! That’s d!
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
what type of apple grows on a tree? - all of them
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
