New Apple Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)

What’s the difference between Issac Newton and my Dad? Issac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench

Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

why do you call a pineapple a pineapple

because it is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo

Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.

What do you call a iPhone put into a smoothie maker?- Apple smoothie.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke? You should leaf it alone

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said, "Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion." The first guy came back with 10 apples, and by the second one, he started to grunt, so he was killed and eaten.

The second one came back with cherries, and when he went to put the 10th one in, he started to laugh, so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven, and the first guy said, "Dude, you were so close. What happened?" The second one said, "I would have made it, but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!" 😝😝🤣🤣

what does an apple and a lawyer have in common?

they both look good hanging from a tree

How does an apple fall from a tree? I don't know ask Sir Isaac Newton!

What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.

Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"

if you're ever bored, pee on an android apple is better

Don’t fart in a Apple Store

It has no Windows

There were three people on the third floor of a building the first one took a bite of a apple then said it was too hard so he threw it out the window the second person took a bite of a lemon he said it was too sour so he threw it out the window the third guy was drunk, he took a bite of a grenade and thought it was to crunchy so he threw it out the window then one of them went downstairs he saw a dog laying on the ground dead the apple had hit the dog in the head then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap it had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head next there was a old guy laughing i asked him why he was laugh he said "i farted and the building behind me blew up".