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What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.

how do you make an apple turnover? you push it down a hill

me: hey apple apple: what me: knife apple: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My Grandma as any other she got a APPLE IPHONE 12 but a we all know we get dumb and so we buy a phone my grandma did not even know how to use it she even said How do i go on google i told her YOU CANT!My grandma was yeah right how do i do it. Comment down below does you grandma do this?

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.

if you get a apple a day what does it give you? Worms and rotten fruit

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

apple apple apple apple apple orange you glad I didn't say apple again?

teacher: okay class whats a word that begins with A? student: apple! teacher: good! What's a word beginning with b? student:....Bitch...

What’s the difference between a orphan and an apple? The apple got picked.

What do you get when you combine A planet and an apple?

Ma rio

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What did the butt say to the other butt? I got big fat apples for bleep checks

What did the corn say to the flying apple. That’s corny

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

3 men were captured by a tribe and tortured. The leader of the tribe tells them that they would live, only if they could achieve one thing. They had to go out and find 10 pieces of the same fruit each. The first person returned with apples, the leader said that he had to put all 10 of them up into his ass without making a sound, or he would be killed. 1....2 he screamed. The next person came back with grapes, 1,2,3, he counted up to 8, but began to burst out laughing, he was killed. In heaven, the first man asked him why he laughed if he was doing so well, "well i saw the third guy coming back with fucking pineapples"