roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
A wild Iceberg appears. Go titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt The attack misses Titanic Faints
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
