One day I was very happy. I managed to win the lottery and receive a free vacation trip to Saudi Arabia!
Everything was going well until suddenly the FRAUD appeared! It was him, PRISTIANO PENALDO! He dived toward me and grabbed my lottery ticket. I asked him why he is doing this, only for him to reply "I need trip to Saudi Arabia to statpad the PENS!" as he dived back through my window.
Shame on you for stealing my vacation and ruining my day! You are no longer my Idol Pristianooooo!
They call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me poor and ugly.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Today when I looked in the mirror, I stopped and simply said: "It's ok, what's inside matters the most, right?"
There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
