You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
I'm bald.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
wantto know something funny me cuz im funny looking
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
your hairlne so far back you look like frankenstein
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers. He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
I'd give you a nasty look but you've already got one.
Fineman, Einstein and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says "it appears we're inside a joke".
Einstein says "but only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously".
To which Schrodinger says "if someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving".
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
A snorlax was in a bar. And he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oranberry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that snorlax fatter than this region?
