Appearance jokes
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
Your hairline goes so far back that it was getting whipped in the 1800s.
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
His name is Donald, but he looks like Goofy.
Ms. Smith: Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze, and I would stay like that.
Little Johnny: Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't warned.
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.