Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
Your hairline looks like they Mac Donald’s sign M
Your hairline is so far back, it left before your dad.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
When someone saw your hairline they thought it was a dorito logo
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard"
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonalds.
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut. We got his EpiPen to help him when penaldo appeared because he heard the word PEN. He tried stealing the pen but I said "no pens for you". And “brentford”.He cried and ran away. Shame on you penaldo the fraud.
So Johnny Depp made an appearance on the MTV Video Music Awards as an astronaut. It really looks like he wants to be the new Elon Musk, whatever career path is most viable for Depp. I got to admit, if launching crystal meth into your nostrils and your anus is as viable as launching rockets to Mars, Johnny Depp would surpass Elon Musk in net worth.
Then again, the money Depp spends on alcohol each month, he could have bought all of Michael Bloomberg's penthouses in Manhattan. Sure sounds like he also shares the same financial advisor as Donald Trump, who thought it was a magnificent idea to launch Trump Airlines and Trump Ice. He already shares the same pro-Kremlin lawyer, by the way.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
yo hairline over here lookin like the Nile River
