Yo mama's so ugly that even Hello Kitty had to say goodbye.
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
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Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-
1, 2 look at your shoes.
3, 4 they look better than yours.
5, 6 you have no friends.
7, 8 you look like a ape.
9, 10 don't you like men?
11, 12 hell naw I like females.
Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.
Your hairline goes so far back, your mom is scared you're not going to make friends.
