Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Roses are Red Violets are blue I thought shrek was ugly, until I saw you
Your hairline is so long when you finally found the length of your hairline you told it to some one and they said don’t give me your phone number
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess." I said 215kg, he didn't find it as funny.
you look sexy with that rope around your neck
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
The police police gave you a fine for not fixing your ugly hairline.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Which Book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible Plot Twist?
-The math Book📘🔢. Suddenly letters 🔠 appear in the calculations...
Beauty is only skin deep ...but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
What can run, be an eyesore, and practice social distancing? Your hairline.
