Appearance jokes
Your hairline retreats from your face just like all the guys that look at you.
Your hairline is so far back, scientists consider it a ninth planet.
I suggested to my girlfriend that she would look sexier with her hair back.
Apparently, that’s insensitive to someone during chemo.
If Will Smith could be in any movie, he would be in "Find My Hairline."
A wife asked her husband, "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied, "I like your sense of humor!"
I only cut to find out if I'm real or cake.
Daveon can barely fit on 5 pages.
Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.
I met a fat chick at the beach.
People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went for plastic surgery, they accidentally gave her face a Brazilian Butt Lift!
Your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection.
You're so skinny that people can't even see you.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Zack Stargaze has a small willy, lol.
A bus full of ugly people is driving down the street. The bus crashes and everyone goes to heaven. They see Saint Peter, and he feels bad for them and grants them one wish before they go into heaven. The first one says, "I wish to be attractive." The second one says the same.
Meanwhile, the 3rd person in line is giggling and snickering and laughing while Saint Peter is granting wishes. Curiously, he asks why he is laughing. He says, "I was going to wish that they turned ugly again."
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Roses are red, Violets are ugly.
Violet thought she was ugly until she saw you!
Your hairline is so bad that KSI's hairline actually looks normal.
Your hairline is like the economy, it's going down.