Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.
Your sister: You're so ugly.
Me: But we look the same, so who's also ugly?
you look like a cat
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
