Appearance jokes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!
Your hairline is dancing umlando.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."