My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Appearance Jokes
Your mum's foreheads.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Ur face.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Your mama is so funny looking that when the doctor called her, he said, "Never visit me again. I hope you die!"
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
This boy's eyebrow was so bushy, everyone thought that it was a squirrel tail! XD
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
You're so ugly that when you walk past the toilet, it flushes itself.
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white?
Michael Jackson.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
When you look in the mirror, the mirror cracks.
