Appearance jokes

Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.

You look as fat as a pig.

Kid: You're so fat!

Other kid: At least fat can be changed, but your ugly face can't be.

Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.

The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."

The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.

The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.

The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"

I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.

Yo mama is so ugly, if she got a pound for every boy that found her unattractive, boys would find her attractive.

What is the difference between you and Iron Man? You have a wonky hairline.

I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.

She looked surprised.

A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.

Your mama's so ugly that when she looks in the mirror, you can see Micah.

You're so ugly that when your mama had you, she tried to give you away, but there was nowhere to give you.

There's a white guy, black guy, and Santa Claus. They get a hotel room.

White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off your weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." He gets scared and jumps out the window.

Santa Claus goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, "Put down my money or I'll cut off you're weiner." Santa Claus looks at the ghost and says "I'm the ghost of Christmas past, you touch my dick I'll kick your ass!"

Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.

Your forehead is so big, it looks like I did a drag back on FIFA.

What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!

Oh, my fat joke offended you? Which one of your chins did I hurt?

Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.

I would roast you, but your mirror does it every time you look into it.

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.