Yo mama slept with so many guys she's starting to look like one.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead.
You don't have dreams, you have movies.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
You have gaps in your teeth, looks like your tongue is in jail.
A group of Astronauts, a Mechanic, a Pilot, & a Communications operator are on a very important mission to Mars when one of their solar panels gets grazed by a meteorite.
And so the Astronauts quickly assemble in the hull to wait for orders from the ground. Once the Communications operator turned on coms, their man on the ground told the Pilot to continue their course & to send the Mechanic out to fix the problem. As the Mechanic worked on finishing repairing the solar panel, the Pilot & Communications operator told each other dark jokes when out of nowhere a meteorite field appeared! The Ground operator frighteningly shouted "Get him back in the ship!" to the Communications operator. "Chill out, he'll be fine," The Pilot assured him. "Get him the hell out of there, that's an order!" The Ground operator argued. Then thirty seconds later the Communications operator came back from the air shoot & asked, "Now what?"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?
If there's a guy without legs, he begins to hear boss music when a stack of shelves appear.
You think my face is ugly? Yours is more.
Are you dead? Because you look like my dog.
I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.
Danny, your mum [is] dead as hell and got raggedy shoes on.
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
As you can see here, Jessie is wearing a lot of concealer.
Jessie?
Dude, has anyone made a joke about small foreheads? Oh wait... they would be nonexistent.
Well, we've removed all of the excess fat from your body, and all that's left, I'm afraid, is the wig, Mrs. Trump.
Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.
