Appearance jokes
I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
You got a pig head!
Your face needs to be put in the trash so people don't need to suffer.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Kenneth's hairline [is] friends with Moses.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
What's white and comes in little cans?
Michael Jackson.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.
Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.