Appearance jokes

Why is your mom ugly, bozo?

You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.

What's white and comes in little cans?

Michael Jackson.

You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Bell is so ugly, she acts like a boy.

Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

You’re looking pretty rough this evening. You look like if sweatpants were a person.

My cousin called me ugly.

Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.

Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?

Shut up and comb your face.

Yo hairline so far back, it goes back to Jesus on the cross!

I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.

Yo hairline so long that it doesn't have a stopping point.

Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...

Because you already look ugly.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

Hairline.