Your sister is so ugly, she made Hello Kitty say goodbye.
You're fat. Don't sugar coat it because you would probably eat that, too.
This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.
"This dude right here don't look nothing like no damn Tyrese Gibson. He look like a hot, fishy tail termite all dressed in green makeup."
Hey, my man, why you got them damn old, stanky-looking Whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins, or boyfriend and girlfriend, 'cause if y'all are, go get married in Color Purple land.
Yo mama so ugly, she looked in the mirror and it broke.
Me: Your ugly...
Person: I'm not your mirror...
Me: I never told you to be my mirror :p
Your hairline is so bad, when you look in the mirror, your hairline looks like an endangered species.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Latest news: a new planet has appeared close to Uranus.
Long hair Danny, the fanny.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on?
Sharp! 🤣
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Skinny deformed creature in the distance.
Your forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.
Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
