Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Appearance Jokes
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
Your forehead is built like the Indian flag.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.
Johnny: What?
Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?
Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!
Ex: Awhh!
Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
Your hairline is so far back you ain't got a fo'head, you got a five head!
When the ugliest cat looked at you, then you search up the ugliest thing in the world, you show up.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
