Appearance jokes
My sister thinks she's so smart and funny. The only thing that is funny is her face.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Your mum's foreheads.
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
Ur face.
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)