Appearance jokes
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
Yo momma is so ugly even the trash man wouldn't pick her up.
Yo mama so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
Does that dick match that forehead? 👀
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Arden is so fat!
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face.
Boss: Can I do a reference check?
Me: I don’t have a...
*sensei appears*
Me: oh no
Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.
Boss: What's kiz...
Sensei:😈
Me: Oh no, here we go.
Sensei: Kizma AS-