Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
Your mama so chubby, people call her fat.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
Yo mama so ugly, she looks like a green bean with googly eyes.
Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.