Appearance

Appearance Jokes

Forehead

Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.

Forehead

When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.

Chin

I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.

Hairline

Yo, your hairline so messed up God said your hairline on the cross getting hit on that cross.

Teeth

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile, you put the sun out of business.

Shrek

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thought Shrek was ugly, until I saw you.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, that when Santa came down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho- HOLY SHIT!"