Mirrors don't lie, and lucky for you, they don't laugh.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.
my cousinn called me ugly well im pritty shure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a kleanex
Mommy, Mommy! Are we werewolves?
Shut up and comb your face.
Yo Hairline so far back it goes back to Jesus on the cross
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
Are your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go way back?
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
Your hairline is so far back you look like Frankenstein.
Your hairline is so bad that it makes Lebron's hairline look normal.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Your hairline is so long that when I put it on email, it didn't send, which is ETHAN BRIDEWATER.
Yo hairline so bad when people see it, they turn to stone.
Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Me: Mom, can I have some makeup?
Mom: No. You are beautiful just the way you are.
Me: So that’s why you wear makeup?
A wild Iceberg appears. Go Titanic! Titanic uses Headbutt. The attack misses. Titanic faints.
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
