Appearance jokes

You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."

You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.

I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.

I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.

Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!

Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?

Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.

Yo, your hairline look like a cup.

Your hairline looks like a brick wall.