When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Your hairline is so nonexistent, even the universe couldn't find it.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
roses are red, violets are blue, I’m sorry you look like my old beat up shoe
Your hairline goes so far back, the dinosaurs saw it before you did.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
Your hairline bent like the relationship with your mom and dad.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Your forehead is so big, your entire face is on your chin.
Your forehead is so big, your mom spent half of the time in the delivery room giving birth to just your head.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your hairline is built like a license plate.
Your hairline pushed back lookin' like you got slapped up by Will Smith.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
