Appearance jokes
Sometimes I look around and all I see is two fat cheeks in my face and say, "Too mushy apples."
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
I thought you played football 'cause you're hairline is receiving.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
Your hairline got pulled back. You look like you've been climbing Chris, and you got smacked up by Will Smith.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Yo, your hairline look like a cup.
Your hairline looks like a brick wall.
My thighs have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
Flat girls be like, "I will have breasts in the future." This is to all the flat girls: you will never get it.
Your hairline receded just like your father did years ago.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.
Who's white and has a big penis? Michael Jackson.
Man, your hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the month to the end!
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
When you ask for plastic surgery, they said, "We could not fix you, but the only way is to wear a mask to fix your ugly face."
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!