There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.
Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.
Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(
Your hair line is curved like a moving train.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
We were going to McDonald's, but we ran into your hairline!
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
