Appearance jokes
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Your hairline was sponsored as a Snap Chat Filter.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
Your hairline is so far back that not even God knows about it.
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
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Bro, is your hairline and your forehead good friends because they go way back?
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
"Yo mama so skinny when she swallowed a meatball, everyone thought she was pregnant again."
Yo dad is so hairy, people chased him because they thought he was Bigfoot.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped your grandma.