ChinRen1 year agoMy girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.I told her to keep her chins up.
Hairlinedem balls1 year agoYour hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoThis year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoEver tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoHealth and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoCaution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoI had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoIf your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoIf you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoIf you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoThe tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoYour hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
HairlineAnonymous1 year agoI noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Hairlinevarilstar1 year agoYour hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.