Why are you wearing a cap? Oh, I know, to cover your hairline!
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Ever tried looking in a mirror lately? I wouldn't, your crooked hairline might break it.
Health and safety tips: Looking at your hairline is hazardous. For your best interest, please look away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
I had to take the underground just to get from your forehead to your hairline, they're so far apart!!!
If your hairline was a river, it would meander left, right, and backwards.
Had to go to the barbers just to get your hairline sorted.
If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.
If you tried to look at your hairline in a mirror, it would shatter into 100,000,000,000 pieces.
Your eyebrows turned into little butterflies and flew away!
The tables in my class are straight, but I can’t say the same thing for your hairline.
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Your hairline is so far, too far, even dark humored jokes are scared of it.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.
