Appearance jokes
How do you know if a chick is too fat?
If you pull her pants down, her ass is still in them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You told me I'm ugly, nah, you look like a monkey!
I know 5 fat people; you're 4 of them.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
Stranger: Do you need hair regrowth products?
Kid: No, my hairline is just far back.
Stranger: Do you need a doctor?
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
Yo mama is so ugly her hairline is receding just to get away from her face.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
You’re so ugly, I can see why your dad left now.
Your hairline be going up and down like a Formula 1 car!
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Bro, go work at McDonald's. Your hairline inspired their logo!
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach in a blue dress, everyone screamed "tsunami!"
Your hairline's so ugly, it turned Medusa to stone!
Your hairline is so far back your dad had to go find it for you.
Bro, your hairline is so far back not even Dora the Explorer can find it!