Appearance jokes

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Cardi B has very long nails.

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.