Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.
Appearance Jokes
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
If you looked in the mirror, you would see an ugly person, which is you.
Your forehead built like Darkseid from DC.
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
"You're pretty, let me take you on a date!" Sike, I lied. You're ugly and fried. What you talking about?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: 😭
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
Bully: Your fat.
Me: Fat is something to fix, but your face isn't.
Yo mama so old, on her birth certificate it said "expired."
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Yo mama so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a shopping list.
Yo mama so ugly, she made the devil go to church.
I told her roses are red, violets are blue. God made me pretty, what the hell happened to you! MF😅🤣😂
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
"Gwen, this was a fake look in the comments!"
Yo mama's cheeks are red, I don't know why.
