Appearance jokes

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

Josh is chubby.

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

"You look like you've lost some weight."

"Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!"

What's the difference between your mom and a troll?

Nothing, they both look the same.

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.

Daikon legs.

Yo mama is so ugly that even Donald Trump couldn't be inside her dreams.