Appearance jokes

Yo mama fat as fuck.

Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.

Your mouth looks like it came from the commercials.

"You're fat as a cow."

"......."

"Nope."

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.