What do you call a fat midget?
A pig.
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"
What do you call a fat Chinese man?
A double chinkey.
Yo mama so ugly that she turned Medusa to stone.
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Your momma is so ugly that she went out as herself for Halloween.
Kim Jong-Un thicc af.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?
Their knees.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes to the photographer, he shoots himself.
Your mom laughs at your father, because he has an ugly wife.
