Appearance jokes

Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

I was playing FIFA and out of nowhere the game glitched during a penalty shootout.

Pionel Pessi appeared out of nowhere, took my pen and skied it. Thanks to him, I'm out of UCL and was sacked in Career Mode. Shame on you Pessi!😡😡😡😡

You're so skinny, if you take a bath you look like you're in an ocean. 🛀🏊‍♂️

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Cardi B has very long nails.