Appearance jokes

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Cardi B has very long nails.

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Make an ugly face in 3, 2... STOP! OMG, STOP! EWWWWW! Oh wait, that’s your normal face.

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...

Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.

Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.

What do you call a bunny jumping backwards?

A receding hairline.

You call me ugly, but maybe that is why we look alike.

Your forehead is so big and shiny it looks like a solar field.

So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody.

*pulls out noose* "COME HANG!"

*pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*

A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

Obama was America's first black president, and Trump was their first orange one.

Josh is chubby.