New Appearance Jokes - Page 59

You're so skinny, if someone farts in your direction, you will fly away.

Your forehead is so big that we may as well call it a fivehead.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?

A. Ask your mother.

You're so fat you can't see your penis when you piss.

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Akeld: Do you think I should get an edges or a tapeline?

Me: Why not make both of them there? They're both messed up anyway.

Your hairline is so far back dinosaurs are seeing it.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.

Your forehead is so big that it was used as a billboard.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she took a bath, the water jumped out.

Your hairline [is] so bad, we needed to pull it from another universe.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.

Cardi B has very long nails.

"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

Jorden Calerendiá.

I bet you are a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, by the way your roasts are not fucking funny they are bullshit like your face and your hairline.