Anyone jokes
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
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Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why are orphans gay? Because they can’t come out to anyone.
There's a blind hooker in town.
She never sees anyone coming.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
Who wants to fight!? Hate?! And pick on each other through the comments.
ANYONE?
I think I found the worst joke in life. For me, it's that I have always been unwanted and alone for my whole life, and I've never even been in a relationship with anyone, and I'm 31 years old, and I also know that deep down, I'm always going to be alone and unhappy. All I get out of life is seeing everyone else with someone and knowing it will never happen for me. I think that's the worst joke I can think of... LIFE.
Still living when you know you'll never find someone to be with.
I apologize with the wording to this; it's another thing I am a failure at.
Feel free to comment.
Jesus has died on the cross to take away our sins. He has all power, but he won’t abuse it. He will help us through tough times. Have you ever felt that feeling in you that something is a bad idea? That’s Jesus. He is the savior and never let anyone say different.
Our Lord will watch us. We will go to Heaven, the promised land, only as long as we believe he’s real and always here. Don’t let anyone speak less and make you disbelieve in our Lord. This is your choice: believe and go to Heaven, or don’t believe and go to Hell, an eternal death. Make a choice.