Anyone jokes

A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."

So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."

One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.

After a minute, a boy stands up.

The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.

The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."

What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?

- A VEGUN.

What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?

Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.

I don't think anyone even checks these jokes.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant.