Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. đź’…
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.
Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.
Hey, is anyone’s mom missing? Yeah, yours.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?
He says, "Take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
Why can’t anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke?
Because every time she sang the line “fire away,” someone started shooting!
Anyone else think High School Musical would have been a better film with a school shooter?
