Anyone jokes
Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
As a fellow emo, I find these very rude and disrespectful. Please take off, or I'll tell Mom.
Also, if anyone knows any high bridges nearby, please tell me (I'm asking for a friend).
P.S. I have no friends.
Anyone up for some Fortnite?
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?
Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
Teacher: Anyone missing?
Orphan: My parents.
Teacher: Something that is real, kid.
Orphan: My family.
Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!
Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
1273. My mother does not love me, nor does anyone, and my family doesn't either.
Go fuck yourself, cause I doubt anyone else will. 💅
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.