Anyone

Anyone Jokes

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked

Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life well I'm on this app 24/7 so do I have no point in life 24/7 or am I just weird and unwanted?

All of a guys son's came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar. The bartender asks "Do u have anyone in ur family who likes women?" The man said "My wife does!"

I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed anyone know cpr? I said shit I know all the letters of the alphabet. Everyone laughed well except for this 1 guy

do you know why the cake doesn't ever fight anyone?

he says "take a peace of that!" while entering a fight.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children. So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Why can’t the anyone sing “hit me with your best shot” at the veterans ball karaoke? : because every time she sang the line “fire away” some one starting shooting!