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Anyone jokes

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle?

Maybe that's why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches!

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

Does anyone know what's going on with all the creeps that joined and restart your school laptop to get everything unblocked?

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

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  • Teacher: Anyone missing?

    Orphan: My parents.

    Teacher: Something that is real, kid.

    Orphan: My family.

    Teacher: OMG, out of my classroom, kid!

    Anyone on this app is homeless and has no point in life. Well, I'm on this app 24/7, so do I have no point in life 24/7, or am I just weird and unwanted?

    All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

    The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

    The man said, "My wife does!"

    I was at the bar late last night when a waitress screamed, "Anyone know CPR?" I said, "Shit, I know all the letters of the alphabet." Everyone laughed, well, except for this one guy.