What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
what has a head a tail but no body?
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What is my favorite color? Yellow.
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A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough
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Guess what?
Good guess.
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Hannes asks his mother, "Mom, why are the peanuts called peanuts?" Mom replies, "Because they grow in the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why don't strawberries grow in the earth?" Mom replies: "The giraffes originally had a short neck, but it has grown from giraffe to giraffe. The same thing happened with the strawberries. They grew in the earth and grew higher from harvest to harvest until at some point their stems protruded from the earth." Hannes replies, "Then why is my neck so short?" The mother replies: "So many people died in the First and Second World Wars that our necks could not develop at all. It was the same in the Thirty Years' War. We humans have been in so many wars. The giraffes in none and that's why our neck is so short."
What do you call a man with farts?
DEEZ NUTS!
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do you call a guy named Ben?
Answer: Ben
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
