Answer jokes
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
What do you call a guy who loves to eat out a hoe's pussy?
Answer: a Carnivwhore.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso.
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: They both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."
😂😂😂😂
Question: Why did Donald Trump convert to Judaism?
Answer: Because he heard that Vladimir Putin likes to drink vodka with "Orange Jews"!
What time is your name from? Any time.
P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.
What does ATM stand for?
Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.
😂🤣
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What does a nosey paper do?
It gets "Jalapeño" your face!
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
Riddle: I don't move, I travel across the world, but I never leave the corner. What am I?
Answer: A stamp.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.
How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper? -- All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.