Answer jokes
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
What did the egg say to the tuna?
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Memes
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What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What is
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."