Answer jokes
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Who's the closest family member to Paul Walker?
Answer: The tree.
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
So I'm the cable guy around the neighborhood, and I do everybody's cable. So I walked into this one house, and I noticed a little kid and the mom was upstairs. I was asking where her mom was, and she wasn't answering, and it looked like something was wrong, so I asked if anything was wrong. She didn't answer, so I kind of raised my voice at her, but she still didn't answer, and then I realized the hearing aid in her ear.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to bury them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but the second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat, though.”
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How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Why could the blind man not see?
Answer: Because he is blind.
A lady comes into the boys' bathroom and a boy sees her.
"This is not a girls' bathroom," he says.
She answers, "I don’t care," she says, "I NEED TO PEE!"
What is
What's yellow and can't swim?
Georgie.
What is my favorite color? Yellow.
Why was the ant so smart? Because it always knew the answer.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
What has a head, a tail, but no body?
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Who likes dick? Answer me!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Answer: The mosquito stops sucking if you slap hard enough.
What is the funniest joke of all time?
Your face.