Answer jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?
Answer: fire.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.