Answer

Answer jokes

Loved One

Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"

Cake

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”

“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”

Basketball

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Memes

Egg

What has to be broken before you can use it?

Answer: An egg.

Birthday

A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?

Answer: He was born on February 29.

Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...

Future

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

Answer: The future.

Promise

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

Answer: A promise.

Blue

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Article

How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!

Prince

Prince, please talk to me for real...

Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wordplay

This is 15 first-year treating a swan.

Students return: "Without payment?"

The word "I die with many important problems."

Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"

Nun

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

Orphan

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.