Answer jokes
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Memes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.