Answer jokes
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Memes
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.