Answer jokes
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.