At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Answer Jokes
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer may shock you!
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
