Answer jokes
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Did you hear about the "Funny Doctor"?
He'll have you in "Stitches"!
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why?
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Your loved one dies and you call the Coroner's office. They answer, "Hello, this is Benny from the Coroner's office, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, how may I be of service?"
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Person: My left ear is ringing.
Friend: Then answer it!
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."