Answer jokes
Why couldn't the toilet cross the road?
Answer: 'Cause it got stuck in the crack.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?
At a second-hand store.
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.