What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.