you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
What do condoms and whores have in common? Answer: There is a lot that cums in every box
Question Your American when your not in the restroom and when you come out of the restroom. What are you when your in the restroom.
Answer European (Your a peein')
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
Joke:What do you call a gay alligator detective? Answer:An Investigator
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Fork pierces the flesh Guided by hunger's demand Savoury feast waits
Tines dig deep within Seeking the sustenance craved A mealtime delight
Belly grumbles loud Yearning for nourishment's touch Fork answers the call
Food on the platter Fork dances with anticipation To satiate hunger's plea
Digestion begins Fork's journey now complete Nourishing the soul
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts Satiating needs
In the stomach's depths Fork finds purpose and solace A culinary bond
With each mealtime tale The fork carves memories deep In stomachs it rests
what goes in and takes a while to come out?
A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, this is a 55 MPH highway. Why are you going so slow?"The Sister replies, "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 41, not 55." The cop answers, "Oh, Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the highway you are on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. I'll be more careful." At this point, the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what's wrong with your friends back there? They are shaking something terrible." The Sister answers, "We just got off Highway 101."
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What do you call and Orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares
What is 1 + 1? They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
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Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement
What happens when you say hey siri? Stephen Halking answers.
Who's the Closest Family Member to Paul Walker? Answer: The Tree
