Answer jokes

Why doesn’t the sun go to college?

Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀

Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?

Answer: No, neither did he.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?

I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Where does Captain Hook buy his hook?

At a second-hand store.

I finally asked my deadbeat dad what makes him happy. His answer? He hasn't gotten back to me.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Answer:

To prove it wasn't chicken!

This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"

God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."

Why did the booger cross the nose?

Answer: To get to the other hole.

What is the definition of "Endless Love"?

Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!

Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.

What gets bigger when it eats but dies when it drinks?

Answer: fire.

What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?

Answer: SUCCulent

What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?

There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...

...Steve Kerr’s team.

Why is Broly always mad?

Answer: His bros dead.

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

What question can you never answer yes to?

Answer: Are you asleep yet?