Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
Who answers the door at the peanut mansion?
The peanut butler.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
Question: What's the smallest thing on earth?
Answer: Your brain.
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Prince, please talk to me for real...
Let's sort this out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Please, please answer me. I need an answer!!!!!!!!!!!! BTW, Princess, my name is Gwen, and I am not a faker!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Answer: The future.
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, there is an answer, and he never made it across, so...
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why is Broly always mad?
Answer: His bros dead.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
