Answer jokes
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
What is it called when an orphan goes on vacation?
Answer: He's making family memories.
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
What is the difference between a grandmother and a maid?
One is hope and the other is soap.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?
Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.