Answer jokes
How do pirates like their movies?
You already know the answer, don't you?
Well...
ARRR rated! Huh huh huh...
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
heh
Did you ever walk into Stephen Hawking's house?
Answer: No, neither did he.
Why?
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
This is 15 first-year treating a swan.
Students return: "Without payment?"
The word "I die with many important problems."
Later, you answer this point: "DSD, rats?"
Question:
Did you hear the one about MAGA people?
Answer:
It "sucks" just like they do!
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Why did the booger cross the nose?
Answer: To get to the other hole.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
The circular saw asked the chainsaw, "When am I as big as you?"
The chainsaw would answer with, "When you cut down some things in your life. Like your owner."
The circular saw would reply with, "What?"