Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
My Girlfriend asked "why is this test so long and hard?" I then said "you know what else is long and hard..." She was amazed!
What do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
Answer: A bath bomb.
i'm bored so can yall ask me some questions and i have to answer them
Why did the bee go to the doctors?
Answer: because he had hives
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: to the moooooovies
2 women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement. Emma turns to Jane and says "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"r> Emma replies with "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
teacher" hey James this is the third time I asked you a question!" James'' but you told me not to answer you back!"
I think ur hairline might have the hiccups
Answer to it:u might have do give a wash in the shower
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
Whats the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama? Answer: The family tree!
Hello *everyone now question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
McNeill mom wrote a shopping list for supper ... cabbage _50 Carrots-50 Cooking fat -100 Onions_20 Tomato-20 salt-10 Total=250 she gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients. McNeill took long to return home from the shopping ... His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long . McNeill answered I have all the ingredients but I'm looking for total
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
Question: What does baseball have that orphans don't? Answer: A home
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get? Answer: Love
A married woman asked her husband if he saw future then the husband answered her " I have no Eye dear"
A priest is struck by lightning and lays hurt on the ground.
When medical crew arrives he denies them saying "God will surely save me."
The medical team tries to help him but he keeps struggling and eventually dies.
Later in the afterlife, he screams at God, saying, "Why didn't you save me? Am I not dear to you?"
God answered, "B**** I sent you a f***ing ambulance and you denied it!"
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
what does a apple have in common with an emo kid
Answer: They both hang
