ANS jokes
When an orphan is playing baseball, how come the coach doesn't tell them to hit it home?
He has no home to hit to.
Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?
Brother: Why though?
Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.
How do you make an orphan shut up?
You tell his mom.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.