ANS jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
If an orphan took a picture, what would you call it? A family photo.
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Me: I have an arrow in my head.
My friend: What's the point of that?
Me: Of the arrow?
Friend: No!
Me: Probably the flint.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What is an orphan and an apple?
They get picked.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What’s the difference between a boomerang and an orphan's parents?
One of the two actually came back.😂
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
What is an unborn baby's Olympic sport?
Dodge the coat hanger!