ANS jokes
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an Indian in a shower?
A cleaner.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Say this to your significant other (or your weird friends!)
Are you an unsafe staircase? 'Cause you look like you could use a railing.
What’s one thing that an orphan can never get in poker?
A full house.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?
The boomerang comes back.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper out of a tree, you know what will hit the floor first? The paper, because the rope will stop the emo.
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does a leaf fall faster than an Emo?
The Emo hangs himself.
How do you know when you are dating a cannibal?
You go to the beach, he offers to put suntan oil on you, and the brand name is Wesson.
You are having sex and he says he wants to eat your a$$ and you notice he is holding a knife and fork.
He invites you to his home to use the hot tub and it is heated by a wood fire.
You are having an argument and you say "bite me" and he starts to sharpen his teeth.
Yo mama's so ugly, she could make an onion cry.
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult, "I know the whole truth," they will be all weird. So he went home and told his mom, "I know the whole truth," and she gave him $20 and said to keep quiet.
Pleased, when his dad got home, he said, "I know the whole truth," and his dad gave him $40 and said, "Don't tell Mom." Really pleased, he met the mailman the next day and said, "I know the whole truth." Then the mailman got down on his knee, opened his arms, and said, "Come to daddy."
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.