ANS jokes
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
Here’s one for the Aussies: What’s the difference between an echidna and a police car? All the pricks are on the inside.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Why does an orphan hate the ending of Finding Nemo?
Nemo goes back to his father.
Just hire some people to be fake parents and print off an adoption paper. On April Fools', just leave them there at the orphanage! APRIL FOOLS!
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
An old man walks in a forest with a child, and the child says, "It's dark, and I'm scared." The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk out alone."
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes?
Oppenheimer
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.
But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?
He is waiting for his dad with the milk.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.