ANS jokes
What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common?
They're both gay and use knives.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Damn, you look out of this world because you got a big head like an alien.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Why are you an orphan? Loser...
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family photo.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
My life is such an udder disappointment. What an udder failure!
What do you call an owl that does magic?
Hooodini.
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show?
He's got some "sweet" moves!
If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...
What do you call a baby in an elevator?
Lubrication.
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat a wank.