ANS jokes
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
fr tho
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.