i asked an emo girl "do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies"
why cant orphans play baseball they cant hit an home run
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead
what's an orphan's favorite movie Spiderman NO WAY HOME
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
BecUse they wanna be wanted
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
no one cares if you bully an orphan, what they gon' do? tell their parents?!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree? An Orphan
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regreted it. She left him too.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call daddy
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Roses are red violets are blue YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
What’s the difference between a school and an ISIS hideout? I don’t know, I just fly the drone
What's an African's favorite sport to play, but they can't? Water polo.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
