ANS jokes
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."