ANS jokes
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
A woman can fake an orgasm for the sake of a relationship.
A man can fake a relationship for the sake of an orgasm.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
Memes
What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
I made it, DON'T COPY!!!
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.