ANS jokes
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
What do you call a woman in a fighter jet to the right of the president?
An escort.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
If you're mad, go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their mom?
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.