ANS jokes
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
I was walking today and I saw an emo with a noose looking up at a tree. I simply said, "Hang on there, bud!"
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
Kid: "Hey, are you an orphan?"
Friend: "Yeah, but you are too."
Kid: "At least my parents wanted me."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂