ANS jokes
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
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What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
What's a joke that an orphan has never heard before?
A dad joke.
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
How do you stop a woman from choking?
Back up an inch.