ANS jokes
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
I walked into an orphanage and asked a kid why they were crying.
They said: "Because I lost my parents."
I said: "Let's find them."
They cried harder, so I walked out of the orphanage.
A guy on a bus saw a beautiful girl. He asked for her number, and of course, she said no. He asked the bus driver for advice, and he said, "That girl goes to the cemetery to pray every day at 10 p.m. and look for a statue of an angel." So he dresses up as God, goes to the grave, and she sees him. She says, "Oh, Lord, end my misery! Kill me now!" And he said, "Only if you do something for me first." She replied, "What is it, oh mighty Lord?" He said, "Have sex with me." She agreed. They had sex, and when she was done sucking his dick, he said, "I have something to tell you." He took off his costume and said, "I'm the guy from the bus." And she took off her costume: "I'm the bus driver."
(Does anyone remember this? It's an old joke someone made, or does no one remember this? I didn't make this, but it went smth like this)
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's a zebra? A couple sizes bigger than an A.
What is an Irish kiss?
Fellatio from a gay Irishman.
So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Q: Why did the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz win an award?
A: Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane?
A biplane.
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
I watched an episode of Law & Order Special Victims Unit. It turns out it's about rape. I thought it was going to be about crimes on a short bus or something.