ANS jokes
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
I have a pen, I have an Apple, um, Apple pen.
The Taliban had a plane, the US had a building boom, 9/11.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter, and you didn't get to pull out the AK.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."