ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan with no relatives?
An orphan with no relatives.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Mom! Mom! The class called me an orphan.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
Memes
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Who is your mum?
An emo.
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
I once went up to an orphan and they were crying, and I asked where their parents are, and they started crying more.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What is the worst movie to watch at an orphanage? Batman.