ANS jokes

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan in the face. What's he going to do? Tell his parents?

What do you do when an orphan gets you mad?

A stab to the neck and a bullet to the face.

I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

An apple walked into the clinic.

The doctor asked what his favorite color was.

The apple said "red." :)

What do you call an alligator with a magnifying glass?

An Investigator.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.

What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?

The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

When an African has a twin, your me??

What is an orphan's most relatable movie?

"Home Alone."

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

I said I ate an apple because I was hungry.

The best thing about an orphan? They don’t have to suffer from "your mama" jokes.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

What is an orphan's favorite movie?

Annie.

Why can't orphans have an iPhone?

They can't find the home button.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

How do you make an orphan shut up?

You tell his mom.

I was bullying an orphan, then I said, "What, you gonna run home and cry to your mom?"