ANS jokes
Yo mama so fat that John Cena couldn’t get her down with an Attitude Adjustment!
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.
I tried to get into an emo bar, but I didn't make the cut.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and Uber Eats?
Abortion clinics don't do deliveries.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What’s the difference between an orphan’s parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang came back.
What does an orphan say a lot? "Where is my house?"
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
When an African has a twin, your me??
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
What is an orphan's most relatable movie?
"Home Alone."
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because they can't find home.