ANS jokes
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
What is an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Q: What's the difference between a computer and an abortion clinic? A: Ctrl+Alt+Delete
Bo: Hey kids, I am so sad that you won’t exercise and give me Bo power, so I am just going to be an orphan.
Kids changing the channel to Annie.
Annie: Tomorrow, tomorrow, only a day away.
TV changing the channel back to Bo On The Go.
Dezzy: WAAAAAAAAAA, I can’t find Bo!
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait!
A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)
How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?
Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What do you call an orphan when he's taking a photo?
Family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?