ANS jokes
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
What is an emo's favorite song?
"Suicidal."
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
What kind of beer is an orphan's favorite?
Foster's!
What do you call an Asian that was born too early?
Wong Tai Ming.
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
An emo went to high five a tree, and it left them hanging.
What would an orphan ask for Christmas?
"A someone."
What does an abortion joke and a fetus have in common... The joke never gets old, and neither does the kid.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree? The apples get picked.
So, I don't want anyone taking this the wrong way, people are free to be whatever they feel they are, and that's not anyone else's choice.
BUT!!!!!!
I personally have my own feelings on "churches and christianity". I feel that it is against The God Delusion and is an abomination to anyone who has half a braincell. I know plenty of Christian people, and I respect that! NO, REALLY, I DO. My best friend is a dumbass Christian just like you are, and I respect that's how she feels, and I'm glad that she made her choice. But I don't love it when people promote this stuff, because it is what the morons are tricking everyone into doing/being. Falling into the brainwashed act is NOT something you should ever want to do. As someone who has some intelligence, this is not okay in my sense.
As someone who isn't an Aussie, I note that Idfk what this is: "The people who defended Australia get 2 days, remembrance day and Anzac day + 1 minute of silence." BUT the christianism community gets YEARS IN THIS DUMB WORLD where they are told that they are 'special' and 'normal, like everyone else'. Which is really unfair and in a way, biased. I was only 7 when I recognized this just from being told at school by all the kids in my class that they are either CHRISTIAN or support it.
I know and understand I will get a lot of hate from this, I also don't give a shit, but please remember that it's just my thoughts and opinion. Thank you for reading. :)
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?
Depends.
The 911 people really didn't scramble fast enough, so they got folded like an omelet.
An Asian man walks into a bar in Australia. The bartender says to him “why are you here? Get back in that wing wong country.”
The Asian man says “I’m here traveling and now I’m gonna attack you with my 40 gallons of fried rice I’ve had in my pocket since wa dinowar wages. #wingwong”
I wrote an essay today about Africa, and I FAILED even though I wrote a perfect rendition of the Hunger Games storyline.