ANS jokes

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

How do you get an emo out of the tree?

You cut the rope.

What is an emo's favorite game?

Hangman.

A friend of mine told me something that I cannot forget, and I am now traumatized to hell. The next day a kid was set for an amber alert that looked exactly like my DEAR friend! :)

How do you break an orphan's wall in their room in the orphanage?

Tell them to put a tally on the wall with a pen for every second their parents are missing.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

The apples get picked.

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Wait, they don't have any.

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?

Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?

I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”

When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.

I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.

Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.

Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?

'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.

What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.

Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.

What do you call an animal that smells?

A smelly-phant.

That joke is really not funny.

If I get an atom, I would split it with you.