ANS jokes
Shipmate: Captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now!
Captain: My momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
What's brown and sticky?
An orphan.
What do you call an emo who's emo?
An emo.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
This is not a joke, it's a warning!
You guys are stupid. I am an orphan, and you better stop doing these. BTW, if you are an orphan, put it in the comments and say that it's not funny!
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
A 14 year old girl was walking back home late at night, then a man was following her. An hour later, she got back home not only had she lost the stranger, but also her virginity.
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center.
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Jay-Z and B.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan because what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
A blonde went to an HIV test. When she came back, she said, “The doctors say that I’m all positive!”
How do you saw an apple with no mouth?
A P P L E
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!