ANS jokes
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
If you’re bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
Who is your mum?
An emo.
Thanks for the birthday wishes. It's been an odd one this year, as some of you know, my father suddenly passed away on my birthday last year, and anyone who knew the old man knew he had a sledgehammer wit!
Good on ya dad, ya definitely got the last laugh!
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.