ANS jokes
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
What do you call an orphan living with ghosts?
A happy family.
Me: (Jaiden) Why are you crying? Do you know where your parents are?
Orphan: *Sobs* "No."
God, I love working at an orphanage!
How do you get an orphan sad?
You say you will tell their mom that they have been a baaaaaad boy.
Memes
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo?
A family photo.
My buddy and I both wanted to marry a woman who happened to be an amputee.
Sadly, my buddy won her heart, but I got her leg.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Family Guy."
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Gwen: Addison, I don't mean to be mean but you're really starting to be an asshole!
Addison: I don't know what you mean. I've always been an asshole. That is why people pound me in the asshole!
Kariah: That's sad!
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
What song does an orphan hate?
"We Are Family."
What does a kid say to an orphan, "Where are your parents?"\n\n"I don’t have parents. Where are yours? Are you an orphan like me? I hope not!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call an orphan with a selfie?
A family portrait.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.