ANS jokes
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a nail?
Answer: You can unscrew the nail.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
"hvhuhdsjcjdsijdskdsivhdsvhsjdvnsjdvdshvgdshgsdhfgh" That's what my friend said when he gave an EpiPen. I don't know why, though.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.
Why is there no invitation to an internet party for those with laptops? Everyone can get in.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.