ANS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What job lets you kill the most people?
An abortion doctor.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
8 jelly tickles!
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
I used to think all Americans were racist.
Now I've changed my mind. They DID elect an orange president.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
What do you call a fetus with Down syndrome? An abortion.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What's an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Home Depot.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What's an orphan family photo called?
Selfie.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
I'm in school right now, but I'm on an airplane.
What is a dog?
An animal.