ANS jokes
What is Ba + 2Na?
Ans. Banana.
Did you hear about the guy who made knock-knock jokes? He won the Nobel Prize.
What are the similarities between an American teen and an old Muslim man?
They both choose who they want.
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Why are most West Virginians going to hell?
Their favorite pastimes (inbreeding and bestiality) are an abomination unto the Lord.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
I would create an orphan website...
But you need a home page to do that.
(Since somebody stole this joke before) 🤷♀️
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is a dog?
An animal.
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?
The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"
Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"
Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.
This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)
Why can’t an emo have sex?
They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.
What does a Chinese do when you throw an apple at him? Ka-ching!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why is Donald Trump under so much stress?
Because he signed up to be on an album where somebody says "no love for the rich" on it.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.