ANS jokes
What is the best part of being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family sized.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
he don't hate me fully
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
When you are bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Call their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because there is no home plate.
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples actually get picked.
If you bully a kid, bully an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!