ANS jokes

What time is it when a rooster sits on a fence? Morning.

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

What time is it when a lawyer sits on the fence? Time for an elephant to sit on the fence.

Why is an orphan good at being naughty?

Because they don't have no one to tell them off.

Why can't you ever fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn't born yesterday!

Hey guys, it's an alien!

What do you call an alligator that likes donuts? A donutator!

What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?

"Full House."

What did an orange say the day before going to work?

"Back to the rind!"

Yo mama so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

When you try to close a Google ad because it was covering content, but it was covered by "Ad closed by Google."

"You're the bomb"—a compliment in the USA.

An argument in the Middle East.

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't find his parents.

I was walking, and I saw an orphan, and I said, "Where are your parents?"

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.

I don't want to date an alien.

Logic fire bars in Fortnite sped up to sound like he [is a] chipmunk like Alvin, Simon, and Theodore :)

if an atom makes up everything im still suprised how it made ur mom

Why can’t an orphan hit a home run? Because he doesn’t have a home.

Just to an orphan.

Orphan: You're stupid.

You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.

What has four legs and an arm?

A Doberman in a playground.