ANS jokes

Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

A bully told an orphan to cry to his parents, so he did.

His adoptive parents were very supportive about the situation, and everything was settled. He died in an accident a day later.

If you're an orphan, it must be pretty hard taking "your mom" jokes.

There was a house with a three-story building.

The first one had Mexicans.

The second one had Africans.

The third one had white people.

An earthquake came.

But who did survive?

The white family because they were at work.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family photo.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.

What is bigger than an elephant but smaller than two elephants?

A different sized elephant.

If you make jokes about SH, you're not funny, and if you do, I'm gonna assume you're some 12-year-old who wants to be an edge lord. I don't really care if people get pressed.

What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.

I was in my first space mission for NASA. As we were orbiting the asteroid belt, I saw a figure. I couldn’t tell who it was, but he spoke Spanish with an Argentinian accent. He said, “I’m looking for my freekicks and penalties, can you help me find them?” We then decided to aid him.

An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.

He asked, "Is somting wong?"

The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."

So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"

When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Joe Mama is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPod.