ANS jokes
Are you a nation leader or an email deleter?
Why do orphans have to get an iPhone 12?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
Son: I heard mom got stung by a few bees this morning. Is she ok? Hospital?
Dad: She's ok now, no hospital.
Dad: She had to take the deep penis.
Son: Umm...... WHAT!?
Dad: I had to inject her with an EPIC PENIS.
Dad: Oh for god's sakes.
Dad: Epi Pen.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He can't run home.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!
Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...
Rape...hurt...and sell them!
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
What do you call an opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
What’s missing from an orphan's iPad?
The home button.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
An ass loaded.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you say when you see an apple dancing in a talent show? He's got some "sweet" moves!
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.