ANS jokes
Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.
Why does an orphan play soccer?
Because it's the only love they get.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
What do you call the fighters with an extra chromosome?
Downy unstopables.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.