ANS jokes
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Memes
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.