ANS jokes
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
I’m like an escalator; I always let people down.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.