ANS jokes
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
What do me and an emo kid have in common:
We both like to hang.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Always that kid :
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
Your mum is so ugly, she tried to join an ugly competition. They said, "Sorry, no professionals."
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
My bro’s parents died, but he didn’t know why.
Turns out they died because he was a failure, and he would be going to an orphanage in 4 days.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."