ANS jokes
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.