ANS jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t find home.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 1800s?
Master.
What do you call an older white man surrounded by young black men in the 2000s?
Coach.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Why did the cow steal an AK-47?
He was a mooslim.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between E.T. and an orphan?
E.T. can phone home.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
What is an orphan's favorite show?
Batman.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
What is an orphan's least favorite holiday?
Christmas, they wish they'd get parents.
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.