ANS jokes
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What kind of car does an Indian person drive? A Pri-yas.
Someone lunged at me, armed with an unregistered nurse. I hit the floor.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
My local pet store sells prong collars to get dogs to behave.
But when I tried them on an Alzheimer's patient, I got fired from the nursing home.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
How do you make an idiot say how?
My friend's mom once told me that when Trump was elected president, she said to my friend: "Hey look, an orange became president. We got an orange as a president before a girl as president."
Why is an apple not called a "red", but an orange is called an "orange"?
When the police caught him stealing batteries, he was immediately charged.
The cops are accusing him of resisting. He's now languishing in a cell, where he is currently awaiting an appearance in Circuit Court.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
The penalty for a homeless person being caught stealing bread is an expensive, luxurious prison cell, which is located indoors and comes with free bread and water.
Aren't our governments wizards? Scrooge would be proud.
I had an operation on my knee, but it was a joint effort.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do you call a riot full of white people?
An avalanche.
You were probably voted "Most Likely to Become an Ice agent" in school.
“Wanna smoke, kids?” is an offer to do drugs.
“Wanna smoke kids?” is an offer to kill.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.