ANS jokes
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
Memes
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Where can you donate an aborted fetus?
Your local pizzeria.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's an orphan's favorite flower?
A self-raising flower.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What do you get when you put a vest on an alligator?
An investigator!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
How does an emo kid compliment one another?
Like your cuts, G.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."