ANS jokes
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says, "Man, it is hot in here!"
The other one says, "OMG, a talking muffin!"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Ethan should give me an Australian kiss 🤭
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
From now on, we’re gonna call shitting the bed an “Amber Alert.”
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
What shouldn't you ask an emo?
"Do a wrist reveal."
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
What do you call a movie about an orphan?
The Bat Man.
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What state starts with an "a a lama"?