ANS jokes
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What is the similarity between an orphan and the new Spider-Man movie, "There's No Way Home"?
Your mama is so stupid, she made an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
Memes
Me: Are you an alien?
Friend: No.
Me: Yeah, because you're too ugly to be one.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Don't ever try to give an emo kid a high five. They'll just leave you hanging.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
I was writing my final exams, and I saw a question saying to name the smallest thing in the world. To my knowledge, I chose an atom.
My Chemistry teacher said it was PSG. I was shocked beyond repair. Shame on you, PSG, I'm now a college dropout!
How does an emo greet people?
“What’s down?”
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why would you shoot up an innocent school... if your aimbot's dead and you can't commit headshots only?
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.