ANS jokes
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
When you figure out your sibling is an online dater:
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I told an emo kid that we were going to hang (hangout), but they took it too literal.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.