ANS jokes
I'm an Alabama gamer and I wanna be free.
What is an emo's favorite place?
Niagara Falls.
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What’s the worst thing to happen to an orphan?
Well, they weren’t always orphans.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
My pet parrot had an accident and lost both his wings... he is being very brave about it though... he is totally unflappable.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
an (DYM 83)
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
In an alternate universe: I don't know how to solve the power of 10, but I do know how to pay taxes.