ANS jokes
What's a saying you shouldn't tell an epileptic?
Seize your moment.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Memes
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Yo mama so ugly when she played Five Nights at Freddy's, they thought that she was already in an animatronic costume.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Yo Mama is so dumb, she stares at a juice carton for an eternity because it says "Concentrate" on the box.