ANS jokes
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
When the teacher says she'll call your parents but you're an orphan.
I hope you forget your password to something, only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog 🐕, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
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I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.