ANS jokes
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
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What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
What is an old lady's favorite exercise?
Trying to get up from the soft couch.
What's the difference between a bird and an emo?
Birds fly.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.