ANS jokes
What is your favorite amendment? A rapper.
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
Memes
What do you get when you mix a cow with an earthquake??
Milkshake.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age.
It was really heavy on me.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought TikTok was an alarm setup.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Why is there no medication in Africa?
Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."
Yo hairline is so long, when you looked in a mirror you saw an entire endangered species.
What do you call an Eskimo stripper?
A frosty-tute.
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.