ANS jokes
If she's not ready for an X-rated movie, she's not ready for this X-rated booty.
What did an Arab say to feed his kid?
'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
You know what they call pineapples in Paris?
I don't know, what?
Anus.
How do you make an idiot say how?
Yo mama so thick, they need an aircraft carrier to take her places.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?
Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
What do you call your retard friend?
A homie with an extra cromie.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For some sick DRIZZLE on his tracks.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
When can an elephant use an umbrella and not get wet?
When it's not raining.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
Do you know when an African doesn't feel hungry?
When he is dead.