ANS jokes
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
Why did I give the orphan an iPhone 14?
Because there is no home button.
I gave an emo kid money.
He gave me the great depression.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
Wanna know what an orphan's least favorite song is?
"More Than My Hometown."
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.