ANS jokes
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Your momma's so fat, she went on safari and got shagged by an elephant!
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Now why an office supply keep rape videos, to make sure it was on tape?
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t find the home button!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An embarrassed biracial guy.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
You're an alcoholic!
A skeleton decided to become an assassin.
He was always skull-king around!
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
What’s an emo called Anna?
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The Parent Trap.