ANS jokes
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?
It has no family.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
What's an orphan's favorite football game?? The homecoming.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why do all orphans buy an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
John Wilkes Booth, to his fiancee: "I have an important role to play tonight at Ford's Theater."
Fiancee: "Break a leg!"
Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.