ANS jokes
Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.
Teacher: I am an orphan.
Students: Oof.
Teacher: Is there anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What happens when you fail to be an emo? You don't make the cut.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
Memes
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they will tell their parents.
My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
What's an orphan's favorite song? Gimme Shelter.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We’re closed."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why is LeBron James an orphan?
Because he doesn't use WhatsApp.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.