ANS jokes
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
What can't you say to an emo?
Hang in there, buddy!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
lol anons are idiots
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
Y'know, I never knew Obi-Wan Kenobi participated in an anime, "Snow White with the Red Hair," up until now.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
How much do pirate earrings cost? 🤔
Answer: A buck an ear. 🤣
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.