ANS jokes
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Kid !: What are you doin? Kid 2: Laying in my bed! Kid 1: Naked? Kid 2: Yes Ld 1: Show me! Kid 2: Its dark! Kid 1: Still show me! Kid 2 Ok-
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
Like this if you're an American.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
I am an Indian joke.
An old lady walks into an ice cream store. A clerk greets her and says, "What will it be today, ma'am? We have every flavor you can imagine." The old lady says, "Well, I guess I'd like a quart of chocolate ice cream." The clerk says, "Sorry, ma'am, we're out of chocolate today. Any other flavor we'll have." "Ok," she replies, "Why don't you just give me a pint of chocolate ice cream?" The clerk says a little louder in case she's hard of hearing, "Sorry, ma'am, but we're fresh out of chocolate ice cream." The old lady says, "Oh, ok. Why don't you just get me a cone with one scoop of chocolate ice cream?"
Finally, totally exasperated, the clerk says, "Wait a minute, lady. Can you spell 'Van' as in vanilla?" "Why of course, young man," she says, "V-A-N." "Right," the clerk says, "Can you spell 'Straw' as in strawberry?" "Well of course, 'Straw'," she replied. "Ok, then," he says, "Now spell 'Fuck' as in chocolate." She says, "There's no 'Fuck' in chocolate." He says, "That's what I've been trying to tell you... THERE'S NO FUCKING CHOCOLATE!!!"