ANS jokes
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Well, pull yourself together, then.
Doctor, doctor! My brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Is he egging around? Yes, but we need to get the eggs.
Woman: Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm an elephant! Doctor: Run around the room. Then the woman stomps around the room and breaks things.
Doctor, doctor! I fell like a bell! Shall I ring you, then? When can you ring me up?
Doctor, doctor! I have a ball stuck in my throat! Shall I bat it and get a run, then?
There's a kid with loads of new firemen equipment and sees a fire engine go past and the kid asks the firemen, "Come have a look at my new gear." So the firemen go look at his gear, so then the kid says:
"I've got a helmet, a big jacket, and an oxygen tank, and a little wheelbarrow for my gear."
Firemen say: "Why is there a rope tied around a cat's balls?"
The kid says, "So I can have a siren nnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn"
What do you call gay men receiving anonymous blowjobs at the glory holes inside an adult bookstore?
Norwegian massage.
I am an Indian joke.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?
Marriage.
Like this if you're an American.
What’s the difference between Santa and an orphan? Nothing; they don’t have parents.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?
Because they can’t hit the home button.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.