ANS jokes
When someone says you're an orphan, say, "At least I was wanted, unlike you!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do not tell an orphan family meeting; they wouldn't get it.
There is a similarity between my wallet and an onion.
They always make me cry.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
You're so fat, you drank an invisibility potion, and everyone could still see you!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."