ANS jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What's an orphan's least favorite day? Take your kid to work day.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
Fo' drizzle.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
One way to not pick up a girl is to say, “Are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you?” I tried it on a girl, and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.
I knew a guy who would always claim he had a buddy with an IQ of 1.
It turns out he was just looking in the mirror.
Q: What do pedophiles use for allergic reactions?
A: An Epstein pen.
I have no problem with prostitution.
It's like an Air BnB for your dick.
Q. What's an Alzheimer's victim's favourite song? A. Stand Down at Sundown.
Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.