ANS jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.