ANS jokes
What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?
When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
Memes
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why can't an orphan have an iPad?
They can't find the home button.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?
“My Mommy Comes Back”
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?
Because it can't find the home button...
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they can't find home or return it.
News: Ook! says an interviewed monkey.
Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
My mom bought me a car, and she called me an ungrateful b*tch because I sat in my wheelchair the whole time.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...