ANS jokes
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What's the difference between a Chinese person and an old person?
One lasts long and another doesn't.
What is an Emo's favorite hobby?
Hanging in.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang. Unlike its parents, it comes back.
POV: You make an emo Mr. Beast.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.