ANS jokes
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"
They didn't reply.
I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
What does a gay guy and an ambulance have in common?
They both get loaded from the rear and go...woo woo woo.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
If you had the strength of an ant, you could lift the pyramid of Giza.
(Ants can lift items 20x their weight.)
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.