ANS jokes
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They don't have anyone to call "daddy."
What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common?
I don’t care if she has one.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
Memes
What's the natural cure to an old man's inability to forgive people?
Alzheimer's.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why does an orphan's year only have 363 days? Because it's missing Mother's and Father's Day.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year? Because they don’t have mothers' and Father’s Day.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
When you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their mummy?
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
An orphan boy at my school did really badly on a test and started crying. I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.
Your hairline is so far back that when I put on my glasses, I thought I saw an "M" for McDonald's on your hairline.