ANS jokes
Are you a builder, because you give me an erection.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because the iPhone X doesn't have a home button.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
What does an orphan call a family picture?
A selfie.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Why is daonlyjuanhere an orphan?
Because he is the only one.
What would the Mandalorian be called if it was made in an aquatic center?
Mandachlorian.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
Whoever put an "s" in the word "lisp" was a jackass!