ANS jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
What do you call a nervous zucchini?
An edgy veggie.
I'll give you an A because you're awesome.
B because you're beautiful.
A C because you're caring.
And I'll give you this D cuz you deserve it.
What's the most confusing day of the year for an illegitimate kid?
Father's Day.
What do you call a thirsty girl?
An H2Hoe.
I would like to tell you the name of a song I showed to my friend who had an overdose of LSD.
I see a dreamer.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
An acronym for penis is Proton-enhanced nuclear induction spectroscopy. So just remember, the word "nuclear" is part of a penis.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What do you call an orphan in Alabama?
A virgin.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What is a selfie of an orphan called?
A family photo.
If you have an overdose on a drug and die, then half of the least dose would be a lifetime supply.
Why doesn't Laila in UHS need an insult?
Have a look at her face!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.