ANS jokes
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple spread and an orphan spread?
Apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married 10 times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm going to get screwed!"
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
What's the difference between an orange?
A hippopotamus riding a four-door motorcycle.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why is an orphan like a boomerang? Because they always come back.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.