ANS jokes
Even if you do burn down an orphanage, it's not gonna matter. It's not like they have homes.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Tell an old person to pretend [they are] shaking salt in their mouth... you'll see!
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
Family photo.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call an idiot who needs to get a life?
The Stigg.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
What do you call an Indian gravedigger?
Digdeep.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Two Arabs are swapping jokes. One cracks up and yells, "Man, that joke was an absolute blast!"
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.